Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.
Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made.
(via brbshittoavenge)



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#Avengers/Brave crossover: Mérida is the daughter of Clint and Natasha. She was kidnapped and sent to another dimension/universe by Loki, where she is then found and adopted by King Fergus and Queen Elinor. [x]
Based and inspired by this and this. I blame them for implanting the idea on my head. I’m still debating on who should be godparents though. On one hand, it’ll be amusing to see Tony and Steve fight for that role. On the other hand, it’ll be fucking hilarious if Nick Fury demands that role instead. xD](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vc5jLsPr1rnvaj5o1_1280.jpg)